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New Sucker Punch Trailer Says We're Still Unprepared Print E-mail
Written by Ivan Radford   
Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:20

"YOU WILL BE UNPREPARED" screams the new trailer for Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch. Right in between shots of massive dragons, scantily clad girls, slow-motion explosions and helicopters.


Let's get a few things straight, Mr. Visionary Director of 300 and Watchmen:


1. I am very well prepared for Sucker Punch, having seen at least two trailers for this absurd nonsense already.

2. It has dragons. Everyone is prepared for dragons. If you are not prepared for dragons, YOU ARE A FOOL.

3. As prepared as I am, I still have not got a clue what is going on. I doubt anyone on set did either.

4. Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Carla Gugino and Jon Hamm. All of these are very cool names.

5. This trailer is nothing but an excuse for some very loud music by a band I have probably never heard of.

6. I AM VERY EXCITED.

7. Did I mention the dragons?


Here's the new trailer:

 
 
And, just in case your eyeballs still want more, you can now go to the official site and "paint" over the trailer. Like, choose a frame and write naughty words and stuff all over it. Ok, I admit: I was unprepared for that. 
 

 

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1Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:22
RedHeadFashionista
This is every geek's fantasy. I think the 'you will be unprepared' tagline is directed at Kleenex. #kickassreferenceftw
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