We all know what it's like to be those two screaming girls. Well, you may do. I don't. I'm not pathetic. But we certainly all share that desire to hear a talented famous person say a few words about Christopher Nolan's masterpiece, Inception.

Unfortunately, I was unavailable to do the red carpet for Inception. But, due to popular demand, I made sure I had time over the weekend to answer the frantic fans' burning questions. And so, without further ado, I proudly present this i-Flicks EXCLUSIVE Interview, beamed directly from the non-red-carpet world of my computer, via Twitter.

@InceptionFTW - What was it like not working with Chris Nolan?

It was a joy not working with Chris - he's like an old friend I've never met.

@iloveiFlicks - Are you pleased with the end result?

Do you feel you contributed to the film?I think Inception really benefited from my lack of involvement. It was very satisfying to watch.

@3dfilmsareamazing - Did you understand Inception's dream structure when you first read the script?

I don't know. I slept through most of it.

@illneverletgojack - What about that steamy on-set kiss with Leo? How does he taste?

I won't comment on if that awesome kiss ever took place.

@whoinventstheseusernames - What suit are you wearing this afternoon to the non-premiere/supermarket?

One made of pure unicorns. Blue ones.

@idontexist - Are you single?

I prefer the term desperate.

Inception is released on Friday 16th July. Read our 5 star review over here.