Oddly soulless, Alice in Wonderland is an uneven piece of wacky film-making. It should be up there with Lord of the Rings. Instead it's hanging around with Prince Caspian.
With its syrupy score and saccharine script, The Lovely Bones is horribly bloated. It's like having a fat kid sit on your face for two and a half hours.
With a stellar, sincere starring role, Crazy Heart is a gentle and moving piece. Proof once and for all that Jeff Bridges makes anything brilliant. Even Country and Western music.
"How do I get hold of you?" "Just contact the mayor he has a special signal that shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock."
Ok, you've probably already seen bits and bobs of Matthew Vaughn's upcoming (un)super-hero comedy over the internet, but just in case you haven't, here's your chance to watch the new red band international trailer for Kick-Ass. Posters and videos have been flying around online for a while now - with more to come before the film's release - but the more I see of this, the more it looks brilliant.
Davie Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) is a comic book fan. So much so that he decides to become a costumed crime fighter himself, even though he has little to no power at all. Let alone super powers. Cue a caped crusade through a world where small girls can run up walls, shoot people mid-air, and Nicolas Cage doesn't act like Nicolas Cage.
In short? Amazing. Based on Mark Millar's ongoing series (started in 2008), Kick-Ass hits screens on Friday 2nd April. Read on for the video.