Director: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Cillian Murphy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Michael Caine
Certificate: 12A
Trailers/Clips

So it's a masterpiece. Right? Right. Ok, that's the hype dealt with - the director easily meets it. It's hard to think of many film-makers who could pull off a twisting tale of dreams-within-dreams. It's even harder to name people who would think to do it in the first place. Inception is a bold concept, deftly woven into a thrilling tale, and cleverly wrapped up as a summer blockbuster. It succeeds on every one of those levels.

Oh, Leo. Leo Leo Leo. Leo in a tux. Leo out of a tux. I saw everything last night in Leicester Square. Except for that last part. And the fact that I was busy watching The A-Team next door. But our men were filming events as the stars stepped out in London for the premiere of Christopher Nolan's Inception.

The mind-bending sci-fi thriller, which is out in cinemas next Friday (trailers over here), dazzled the capital with its stunning visuals and wonderful cast. But it was the latter on show outside that won over the crowds, who gathered just to get a glimpse of Leonardo in a suit. And out of it too. (NOTE: That bit still didn't happen.)

The sexy Joseph Gordon Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Ken Watanabe and Cillian Murphy joined the director and DiCaprio to walk up the Inception-style grey carpet and saunter into the packed cinema. But hey, who wants to just read a list of names when you can watch our lovely video? It even comes complete with the World's Greatest Voice-Over Man.

And if that taste of Inception isn't enough for you - let's face it, it'll never be enough until you've seen the film at least five times - you can still drool over the pretty photos. Because nothing says drooling fanboy like a bunch of glossy pictures. Go on, keep reading for both of them. You know you love it.

Director: Rob Marshall
Cast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson, Sophia Loren, Fergie
Certificate: 12A

Nine is the film adaptation of a Broadway musical, derived from a play, inspired by the Federico Fellini film 8½. 8½ was itself a film about a director trying to make a film. Confused yet? Daniel Day-Lewis is Guido Contini, a successful director trying to pull together his latest film. He has no script and no inspiration. What he does have is a bare soundstage and eight women dominating his life.

The trailer turned up a while ago for Rob Marshall's musical, Nine. But in case you're not up to speed, it's an adaptation of the broadway production, which was an extravaganza based on Fellini's 8 1/2. In other words: this is pretty much my dream movie.

With Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench are treading the boards and shredding the vocals, this star-packed show looks nothing short of stunning. Telling the tale of Italian director Guido, we follow his breakdown as the pressure piles on for his next major feature. Oh, and he also has a look back on his relationships with many sexy women along the way.

It hits the West End on Friday 18th December (a wonderful present for me), but enough of this talking. Bring on the music! Read on for the glorious video montage, or head over to Yahoo! for the trailer.