The Golden Raspberry Awards - the definitive celebration of all things cinematic and shambolic - have announced their nominations for 2010. With 2009 full to the brim of terrible movies, there's a lot for the Razzies to pick from. And of course, in any contest the one mostly like to win is the giant robot. So Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is leading the pack with 7 nominations, also joined by the dreadful Will Ferrell film, Land of the Lost. Just behind on six? Why, it's G.I Joe! It's all obvious stuff to point out, but this is what the Razzies do so well: point at the festering turd in the room and laugh.

The winners are announced on the eve of the Academy Awards - Saturday 6th March - and ever since Halle Berry turned up to collect hers, there's always that outside chance that some game star will attend the ceremony. Here's looking at you, Michael Bay. Read on for the full list of stinking crap.

Worst Picture

All About Steve

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Land of the Lost

Old Dogs

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Worst Actor

All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience

Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost

Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2

Eddie Murphy, Imagine That

John Travolta, Old Dogs

Worst Actress

Beyonce, Obsessed

Sandra Bullock, All About Steve

Myley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie

Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Worst Screen Couple

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, All About Steve

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," Land of the Lost

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Supporting Actress

Candice Bergen, Bride Wars

Ali Larter, Obsessed

Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe

Kelly Preston,Old Dogs

Julie White (as Mom), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Worst Supporting Actor

 Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie

Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March

Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost

Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel 

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Land of the Lost

Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director

 Michael Bay, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Walt Becker, Old Dogs

Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost

Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe

Phil Traill, All About Steve

Worst Screenplay

 All About Steve, screenplay by Kim Barker

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro's G.I. Joe Characters.

Land of the Lost, written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft's TV series

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures

Twilight Saga: New Moon, screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

Worst Picture of the Decade

Battlefield Earth (2000) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five

Gigli (2003) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)

I Know Who Killed Me (2007) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of eight

Swept Away (2002) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five

Worst Actor of the Decade

Ben Affleck (Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 Razzies) Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor, Surviving Christmas

Eddie Murphy (Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 Razzies) for The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit, Showtime

Mike Myers (Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 Razzies) for The Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru

Rob Schneider (Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 Razzie) for The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo, Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Little Man, Little Nicky

John Travolta (Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 Razzies) for Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs, Swordfish

Worst Actress of the Decade

Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), Glitter

Paris Hilton (Nominated for five "Achievements," "Winner" of four Razzies) The Hottie & The Nottie, House of Whacks, Repo: The Genetic Opera

Lindsay Lohan -- (Nominated for five "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck

Jennifer Lopez -- (Nominated for nine "achievements," "winner" of two Razzies) Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, The Wedding Planner

Madonna -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of four Razzies) Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away