"On my orders, the G.I. Joes were terminated - with extreme prejudice."

The first G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer has turned up. With its Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol-style plot and exclusive introduction by The Rock, G.I. Joe 2 is looking like suitably dumb trash - albeit suitably dumb trash that should be far more enjoyable than the first film. After all, Zombieland's Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick are scribbling the script. And it has Bruce Willis in it.

Plus you get to see Dwayne Johnson say the word "Machinima". If he says that during the film, I might actually start to be excited. Until then, I'll keep calling it G.I. LOL.