WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

Speaking of wrong, let's talk about the Golden Globe nominations. The nominations which not only suggested that The Tourist was one of the Best Films of the year (Comedy or Musical), but also that Johnny Depp's performance in it was only rivalled by his other performance in Alice in flipping Wonderland.

There's not been a more wrong set of votes since Nick Clegg won Most Honest Pupil at his primary school in 1977.  

In the Drama categories, everything stayed on course. Most of the time. Black Swan, The Social Network and The King's Speech are all fighting it out with The Fighter as expected. Even Inception has got a look in, which is a reassuring sign that Nolan won't get snubbed again at the Oscars after The Dark Knight's lack of screenplay/director nominations.

But then weird things happened. Like David O'Russell and Tom Hooper getting the nod ahead of Danny Boyle. Wrong. Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole getting a nomination instead of Sally Hawkins in Made in Dagenham. Wrong. Scott Pilgrim not getting mentioned anywhere, never mind The Ghost (Writer). WRONG.

The only thing the HFPA got right (other than Christopher Nolan's Best Director nom) was Emma Stone's mention for Easy A. That and giving both Julianne Moore and Annette Bening a place in the line-up for The Kids Are All Right, which is also holding its own in the screenplay category.

Still, at least How to Train Your Dragon is getting some recognition in the Best Animated Feature race. Toy Story 3 will beat everything to it, but if you don't smile like a baby when you see The Illusionist's nomination, you're as thick as Angelina Jolie's lips.

Read on for the full list of film nominees. Then count how long until you start shouting "STOP GETTING GLOBES WRONG!"

Best Motion Picture – Drama

The Social Network

Inception

Black Swan

The Fighter

The King's Speech

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

Halle Berry - Frankie and Alice

Nicole Kidman - Rabbit Hole

Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone

Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Michelle Williams - Blue Valentine 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

Jessie Eisenberg - The Social Network

James Franco - 127 Hours

Colin Firth - The King's Speech

Ryan Gosling - Blue Valentine

Mark Wahlberg - The Fighter

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Alice in Wonderland

Burlesque

The Kids Are All Right

Red

The Tourist 

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Annette Bening - The Kids Are All Right

Julianne Moore - The Kids Are All Right

Anne Hathaway - Love and Other Drugs

Angelina Jolie - The Tourist

Emma Stone - Easy A 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Johnny Depp - Alice in Wonderland

Johnny Depp - The Tourist

Paul Giamatti - Barney's Vision

Jake Gyllenhaal - Love and Other Drugs

Kevin Spacey - Casino Jack 

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

Amy Adams - The Fighter

Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech

Mila Kunis - Black Swan

Melissa Leo - The Fighter

Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

Christian Bale - The Fighter

Michael Douglas - Wall Street Money Never Sleeps

Andrew Garfield - The Social Network

Jeremy Renner - The Town

Geoffrey Rush - The King's Speech 

Best Animated Feature Film

How to Train Your Dragon

The Illusionist

Tangled

Toy Story 3

Despicable Me

Best Foreign Language Film

The Concert

The Edge

Biutiful

I Am Love

In a Better World

Best Director – Motion Picture

Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan

David Fincher - The Social Network

Tom Hooper - The King's Speech

Christopher Nolan - Inception

David O Russell - The Fighter

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture

127 Hours - Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufoy

The Kids Are All Right - Lisa Chodolenko & Stuart Blumberg

Inception - Christopher Nolan

The King’s Speech - David Seidler

The Social Network - Aaron Sorkin

Best Original Score – Motion Picture

The King’s Speech - Alexandre Desplat

Alice in Wonderland - Danny Elfman

127 Hours - A.R. Rahman

The Social Network - Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

Best Original Song – Motion Picture

I See the Light, Tangled

You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me Yet, Burlesque

Bound to You, Burlesque

There’s a Place for Us, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Coming Home, Country Strong